#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main()
{
char fname[20];
char lname[30];
puts("Please enter first name.");
gets(fname);
puts("Please enter last name.");
gets(lname);
printf("\nYour new name is ");
switch (fname[2])
{
case 'a':
printf("Poopsie ");
break;
case 'b':
printf("Lumpy ");
break;
case 'c':
printf("Buttercup ");
break;
case 'd':
printf("Gidget ");
break;
case 'e':
printf("Crusty ");
break;
case 'f':
printf("Greasy ");
break;
case 'g':
printf("Fluffy ");
break;
case 'h':
printf("Cheeseball ");
break;
case 'i':
printf("Chim-chim ");
break;
case 'j':
printf("Stinky ");
break;
case 'k':
printf("Flunky ");
break;
case 'l':
printf("Boobie ");
break;
case 'm':
printf("Zippy ");
break;
case 'n':
printf("Pinky ");
break;
case 'o':
printf("Goober ");
break;
case 'p':
printf("Doofus ");
break;
case 'q':
printf("Slimy ");
break;
case 'r':
printf("Loopy ");
break;
case 's':
printf("Snotty ");
break;
case 't':
printf("Tulefel ");
break;
case 'u':
printf("Dorky ");
break;
case 'v':
printf("Squeezit ");
break;
case 'w':
printf("Oprah ");
break;
case 'x':
printf("Skipper ");
break;
case 'y':
printf("Dinky ");
break;
case 'z':
printf("Zsa-zsa ");
break;
default:
puts("Type a name, ninny.");
}
switch (lname[1])
{
case 'a':
printf("Apple");
break;
case 'b':
printf("Toilet");
break;
case 'c':
printf("Giggle");
break;
case 'd':
printf("Burger");
break;
case 'e':
printf("Girdle");
break;
case 'f':
printf("Barf");
break;
case 'g':
printf("Lizard");
break;
case 'h':
printf("Waffle");
break;
case 'i':
printf("Cootie");
break;
case 'j':
printf("Monkey");
break;
case 'k':
printf("Potty");
break;
case 'l':
printf("Liver");
break;
case 'm':
printf("Banana");
break;
case 'n':
printf("Rhino");
break;
case 'o':
printf("Bubble");
break;
case 'p':
printf("Hamster");
break;
case 'q':
printf("Toad");
break;
case 'r':
printf("Gizzard");
break;
case 's':
printf("Pizza");
break;
case 't':
printf("Gerbil");
break;
case 'u':
printf("Chicken");
break;
case 'v':
printf("Pickle");
break;
case 'w':
printf("Chuckle");
break;
case 'x':
printf("Tofu");
break;
case 'y':
printf("Gorilla");
break;
case 'z':
printf("Stinker");
break;
default:
puts("What?? Your name has no letters?!");
break;
}
switch (lname[3])
{
case 'a':
printf("head\n");
break;
case 'b':
printf("mouth\n");
break;
case 'c':
printf("face\n");
break;
case 'd':
printf("nose\n");
break;
case 'e':
printf("tush\n");
break;
case 'f':
printf("breath\n");
break;
case 'g':
printf("pants\n");
break;
case 'h':
printf("shorts\n");
break;
case 'i':
printf("lips\n");
break;
case 'j':
printf("honker\n");
break;
case 'k':
printf("butt\n");
break;
case 'l':
printf("brain\n");
break;
case 'm':
printf("tushie\n");
break;
case 'n':
printf("chunks\n");
break;
case 'o':
printf("hiney\n");
break;
case 'p':
printf("bisquits\n");
break;
case 'q':
printf("toes\n");
break;
case 'r':
printf("buns\n");
break;
case 's':
printf("fanny\n");
break;
case 't':
printf("sniffer\n");
break;
case 'u':
printf("sprinkles\n");
break;
case 'v':
printf("kisser\n");
break;
case 'w':
printf("squirt\n");
break;
case 'x':
printf("humperdink\n");
break;
case 'y':
printf("brains\n");
break;
case 'z':
printf("juice\n");
break;
default:
puts("Are you a robot or what?!");
break;
}
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
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